Y’all. Y’ALL. Amy Heckerling of Clueless fame made a vampire comedy with Alicia Silverstone? HOW did I not know about this?
I mean…Cher Horowitz! Matthew Crawley shirtless! (Multiple times, apparently.) Vizzini as a Van Helsing! VAMPIRE QUEEN RIPLEY. What’s not to love, I ask you?
Nothing, that’s what. There’s no possible way this movie can be anything less than awesome. Clearly this is a moment of cinematic perfection.
I can’t fathom why this is going to DVD so soon, it sounds fucking fabulous (I’m halfway kidding about the first part).
I absolutely have to see this movie. I may even have to own it. I’m not ashamed to admit it.
Did I mention I’m excited? I’m excited.