America’s problem: Men who pee sitting down

Your WTF for the day, which you can thank one of my siblings for digging up. You just can’t make this shit up:

You heard it here first, folks. Men who pee sitting down: the greatest threat facing the U.S. in the 21st century. Glad we settled that.

And as far as fringe asshattery goes, this clip is like the gift that keeps on giving. Gratuitous account of European perversity. Claiming “males” are different from “men.” Silly numerological theories about the significance of chapter and verse divisions that were added as conveniences to biblical texts loooong after they were first written. KJV-only wackiness: because a translation of the Bible produced in 16th century England must be the only reliable one!

13 Comments

  1. I honestly thought this was a joke when I first saw it…

    • If only! Someone on Twitter who is familiar with this guy says that after the service, he made the men in the church go outside and pee on their church wall.

  2. Good lord.

  3. It’s a slippery slope. First you sit down to pee and it seems harmless enough. But next thing you know you’ll be starting hormone therapy and changing your name to Brenda.

    • It’s a good thing he doesn’t know about all the devices to let women stand to pee, he’d be ranting against that, too.

      • Those are for people with vaginas, but not a lot of women are using them. ;)

      • Actually, not really because there are people with vaginas who can’t use them (especially people, women or not, who’ve been on T- I’ve heard from a few guys that the growth makes it hard to use, and some get surgery so they don’t need to use an STP but still have a vagina)

        Not that I think the pastor would acknowledge that any of those people aren’t women.

        And I know a neutrois who doesn’t have a vagina but could use one, I think some intersex people are born without a vagina but could use one as well (obviously could be wrong).

  4. Fortunately, I’ve already solved the OTHER “world’s biggest problem”. Namely, should the toilet seat be left up or down?

    http://spritzophrenia.wordpress.com/2010/01/17/the-sht-hits-the-fan/

    Seriously ;)

  5. Wow, Really?! (I’m @Unillustrated)

  6. Every guy pees sitting down half the time anyway so it is a moot point.

    http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/andrei-trostel/why-do-men-pee-standing-up